超牛的前台小姐的8级英语（转）

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?” MSCBSC | 移动通信网~ RnD_,~2vHAg2[
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  前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?” MSCBSC | 移动通信网?9nr?'k)z z

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  前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” MSCBSC | 移动通信网K(yixU(O,a \$K hr
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  老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
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  前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.” MSCBSC | 移动通信网M mt6l}gf
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  老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
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  前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”